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A blonde quickly went out to her mailbox,checked it and went back in the house.Few minutes later she checked her mail again.She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: “You must be expecting a very important letter today …the way you keep looking into that mail box.”The blonde answered, “No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”

2 rabbits gazing at the moon:

R1: how far is the moon in here?

R2: it’s very very far that you can’t count the distance.

R1: wow! really?

R2: yes really.

<silence>

R2: why do you ask?

R1: nothing. i love you!

R2: i know.

R1: i love you from here to the moon.

R2: i love you more.

R1: you can’t love me more. from here to the moon is already countless.

R2: yes i can, because i love you from here to the moon and then back again.